1 post tagged “the people's republic of boulder is fucking lame”
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friend ever, Brian Wood, sent me this link on "How to Throw a Great
Party" as designated by the lovely citizens of the City of Boulder Environmental and Zoning Enforcement Office. |
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I am going to share with you, dear reader, the so-called myths of throwing a great party. In my book, these myths = reality. You decide for yourself and let me know how you like to rock out. You can check out the myth vs. reality here.
UNIKFREK'S SUGGESTIONS FOR THROWING A ROCKIN' GOOD PARTY:
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We need loud music so people will have a good time. |
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Let's start a live band at 11 p.m. (We need to wait until 11 p.m. because no one goes out before then.) |
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The outdoors is one big bathroom. |
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If a lot of people show up, some can just hang outside. |
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We can be as loud as we want if we invite the neighbors. |
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A keg is the cheapest way to go - it doesn't matter if some of our friends aren't 21. |
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If I don't know the people, it's not my fault that they are under 21 and drinking at my house |
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If the cops come, well just run. |
