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QotD: I Don't Mean To Brag, But...

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:58:55 -0800

Do you have an unusual talent that you are ridiculously proud of? If so, what is it, and why the smug look on your face?
Submitted by mo.

Why, yes, thank you for asking.

I can bark like a dog.
Like a big dog, not one of those bullshit yip yippy dogs.
In fact, if I were a dog, I would be a Doberman.
I like to growl.
And snarl.
And bite.

And I very often whine for food.

I should totally be on Letterman for his "Stupid People Tricks" segment.

PLAYA_HATE

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QotD: This Show Never Sucked

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:16:03 -0800

Which TV show never "jumped the shark"?
Submitted by healthypanda.

Dukes of Hazard?

god, this reminds me of Schneider...

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QotD: Let's Dance

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:57:44 -0800

Are you a good dancer or do you have two left feet? What's your signature dance move?

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QotD: Well, I Never!

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 18:29:30 -0700

Finish this sentence: "I am glad to say that I have never ___."
Submitted by chl*.

I am glad to say that I have never....
SMOKED CRACK.

I used to know a crazy bitch that used to smoke crack as a teenager.
Jesus Christ.
Talk about poster child for an anti-drug campaign.

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QotD: World's Best Beer

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:27:30 -0700

What is the best beer on planet Earth?
Submitted by Remmy Van Hornie.

THE SELF PROCLAIMED CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS:

Millerhighlife

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QotD: Celebrity Look-Alike

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:08:18 -0700

What celebrity do you most often get told you resemble?
Submitted by Leets.

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My cousin says I look like Pat Benatar with my hair like this, but u know, I googled her, and I don't see the resemblance at all.

But I tell you this, I do get a lot of attention with this hair. Especially while driving on the freeway...

...and at the bar, while trying to order tequila shots as straight-edge people look at me all wide-eyed...

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QotD: Bail Me Out

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:29:09 -0700

Who would you call with your one phone call if arrested? (No lawyers!)

Well, that means my dad is out of the equation.

I guess I'd resort to Barbara Walters.

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QotD: My Dream Job

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Tue, 08 May 2007 01:16:54 -0700

What's that secret dream job you've always believed you'd be good at, but never gone for?
Submitted by wedgeh.

TIGER TRAPPED IN A CAGE

Maybe I should hit up Vinyl for a job and look out for that trailer trash bitch that stole my favorite purse.

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QotD: Luxury Wish List

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Fri, 04 May 2007 21:00:08 -0700

If money were no object, which five luxury items would you rush right out and buy?
Submitted by lorilyn.

1. Gorgeous house for my mom with a guest house for all her visiting brothers.

2. My mom has always wanted me to buy her a Jag.

3. Office space for my dad in Beverly Hills - that way he could be even closer to his crazy Persian clients.

4. A beautiful house with an enormous garden in Tehran for my grandmother.

5. And finally, a loft that serves as a place to sleep, eat, set up a design shop, and dance by myself.

6. Oh yeah, I'm never satisfied, so let's compensate with a purchase of a 2008 BMW M3 with 414-hp and supercharged V-8.
Yeah.

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QotD: Rubbing Elbows

nobody@vox.com(UNIKFREK) — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 23:11:47 -0800

Have you ever met any celebrities? Any interesting stories?
Submitted by Tasha.

THE LIST:

As a 5 year old, I admitted my love for David Hasselhoff, as Knight Rider, on the phone...

I've said, "Hello" to Alex Trebek, of Jeopardy...

I've taken a polaroid shot with Sarah Gilbert, of Roseanne...

I've looked for contact lens solution for a very haggard & hungover Matthew Broderick...

I've been snubbed by that bitch Shannen Doherty on the 101 Ventura Freeway in LA...

I've asked highly revered graphic designer Stefan Sagmeister what his favorite texture of food was...

I've worked as an assistant to Roman Coppola...

I've touched the tee shirt of the forever love of my life, Gavin Rossdale...

I got drunken cuddly with Lady Sovereign...

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