1 post tagged “doberman”
Do you have an unusual talent that you are ridiculously proud of? If so, what is it, and why the smug look on your face?
Submitted by mo.
Why, yes, thank you for asking.
I can bark like a dog.
Like a big dog, not one of those bullshit yip yippy dogs.
In fact, if I were a dog, I would be a Doberman.
I like to growl.
And snarl.
And bite.
And I very often whine for food.
I should totally be on Letterman for his "Stupid People Tricks" segment.
