1 post tagged “designer wisdom”
"If your mind goes blank, turn to pencil.
If your screen goes blank, turn to drink."
[SHE]
If your screen goes blank, turn to drink."
[SHE]
I USED TO RELIGIOUSLY WRITE DOWN QUOTES THAT INSPIRED ME DURING MY WEEKLY ADVERTISING PORTFOLIO CLASS SESSIONS.
I WOULD THEN DRIVE HOME.
PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY, ENTER THE 8 BEDROOM HOUSE THRU THE KITCHEN.
MAKE MY WAY TO THE FAR RIGHT COUNTER.
RAISE MY RIGHT HAND IN SIGHT OF ROOMMATES [TO KEEP THEM FROM SPEAKING]
WITHDRAW MY BRIGHT BLUE BOTTLE OF BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN.
REMOVE ICE CUBES FROM THE TRAY.
CLINK. CLINK. CLINK CLINK..
POUR GIN.
UNSCREW CANADA DRY TONIC BOTTLE.
FIZZ. FIZZ. FIZZZZ.
LIME.
SLICE.
TOSS.
SIP.
SIP.
SIP.
GULP.
REPEAT DRINK ORDER X 2
LOWER RIGHT HAND.
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ROOMMATES.
ALLOW SPEAKING TO ENSUE.
SMILE :)
I WOULD THEN DRIVE HOME.
PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY, ENTER THE 8 BEDROOM HOUSE THRU THE KITCHEN.
MAKE MY WAY TO THE FAR RIGHT COUNTER.
RAISE MY RIGHT HAND IN SIGHT OF ROOMMATES [TO KEEP THEM FROM SPEAKING]
WITHDRAW MY BRIGHT BLUE BOTTLE OF BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN.
REMOVE ICE CUBES FROM THE TRAY.
CLINK. CLINK. CLINK CLINK..
POUR GIN.
UNSCREW CANADA DRY TONIC BOTTLE.
FIZZ. FIZZ. FIZZZZ.
LIME.
SLICE.
TOSS.
SIP.
SIP.
SIP.
GULP.
REPEAT DRINK ORDER X 2
LOWER RIGHT HAND.
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ROOMMATES.
ALLOW SPEAKING TO ENSUE.
SMILE :)
