HOW TO THROW A GREAT PARTY, ACCORDING TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BOULDER.

My most rocking friend ever, Brian Wood, sent me this link on "How to Throw a Great Party" as designated by the lovely citizens of  the City of Boulder Environmental and Zoning Enforcement Office.

 

I am going to share with you, dear reader, the so-called myths of throwing a great party. In my book, these myths = reality. You decide for yourself and let me know how you like to rock out. You can check out the myth vs. reality here.


UNIKFREK'S SUGGESTIONS FOR THROWING A ROCKIN' GOOD PARTY:

We need loud music so people will have a good time.

Let's start a live band at 11 p.m. (We need to wait until 11 p.m. because no one goes out before then.)

The outdoors is one big bathroom.

If a lot of people show up, some can just hang outside.

We can be as loud as we want if we invite the neighbors.

A keg is the cheapest way to go - it doesn't matter if some of our friends aren't 21.

If I don't know the people, it's not my fault that they are under 21 and drinking at my house

If the cops come, well just run.

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